I’m Just Sayin’

February 4, 2009 at 9:52 am | Posted in I'm Just Sayin' | 11 Comments
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I’m just sayin’, smoking cigarettes is not the worst possible thing someone could do. But don’t get me wrong. It’s pretty bad. It causes people to suffer and die, and it seems to me that the people who choose to do it, must know this by now, but they choose to do it anyway.

Personally, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink coffee, but if you do, I’m just sayin’: coffee breath + cigarette breath = dog excrement. There’s no other way to express it. It’s just as true as the statement about cigarette-smoking causing suffering and death.

If you have to smoke in the morning, don’t drink coffee. Coffee-breath is bad enough on its on own. If you have to drink coffee, don’t smoke. If you are compelled to do both, please, please, please, do not go near another person with your mouth open. It is simply and truly disgusting. I’m just sayin’.

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  1. I’ll be more careful when drinking coffee…thanks for the tip 🙂 At least I’m not in the excrement category!

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  7. Ha I just found all these I’m not sayings. That was enjoyable to read.

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